Mobile Proximity Dating: The Revolutionary Way to Romance

Ah, these modern times. There’s so much potential technology offers us. So many new things we can do, so many new experiences we can have. Mobile proximity dating is one such phenomenon.
How does mobile proximity dating pave the way for romance? First, your mobile phone has to have a Bluetooth device. Then you log on to a website which offers mobile proximity social networking. You create a profile of yourself, a profile of the person you want to meet, and attach a photo of yourself.
When you go out in the streets with your mobile phone with you and its Bluetooth device on, it will begin searching for a person nearby which has a profile that matches what you’re looking for.
You can literally come across this person. His or her phone will beep – just like yours will – when you are found. You can choose to either walk up to this person – the entire point of mobile proximity dating – and talk to him or her. Or you can text message him or her if you feel shy. You could also ignore him or her and go on with your life.